"A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a blind man from the top of a mountain... Cause blind men can't see anything."

"Yo. Love."

"Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters; both are perfectly harmless until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire."

"Want to live a happy and fulfilled life? Find Jesus. Sleep. A lot."

"Sing like nobody is listening because chances are you'll make someone smile."

"Sometimes we need to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy."

"A good book, some white peach wu-yi oolong tea, and a red velvet cupcake. That's my kind of afternoon." 

"Happiness is something you have to look after." 

"They only put salt on snow to make it taste better for the squirrels."